School Farm Faversham
Personal Blog – Martin Thomas
You may well have been fortunate enough to miss Our Chairman Martin’s “Cairnland” satirical spoofs over the last few years, in which we announced that our 70 acre farm just outside Faversham in Kent had seceded from the UK in order to apply to remain in the European Union following that crazy Brexit referendum. However,
The United Cairndom is Coming! Well, we keep thinking that each Cairnland instalment is going to be the last, but as the Brexit fiasco continues to scale new heights of absurdity, we once again find ourselves struggling to compete! However, we nevertheless feel that we can still rise to the increasing challenge. We are therefore
Well, after three previous episodes, we thought we’d exhausted all the possibilities for our “Cairnland” spoof, but as reality continues to trump satire, here we are again in a vain effort to catch up! For those of you who had forgotten, or who were fortunate enough not to have known in the first place, the
Our Eternal President Decides to Mend his Ways As this episode in the Cairnland saga is being written, the territory that surrounds our 70 acre enclave of sanity is preparing for what they quaintly call a “General Election”. However, real generals seem to be in short supply over there, and instead it’s looking all too
Welcome to this second report from Cairnland! For those of you who are new to what is going on here, we should explain that this new nation is Cairn’s response to the UK’s decision to leave the EU. Cairn Research is fully committed to staying in the EU, and accordingly the 70 acre farm on
Unlike the marginal result of that national referendum, the result of ours was an overwhelming decision to declare our independence from that former nation, so that we can apply to join the EU as an independent State. You can read more about this very exciting development here. Introduction At Cairn we’ve always appreciated being part